Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
