I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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