Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
honey bunches of taint.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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