People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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