I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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