I need help removing her.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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