Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I love having hate sex.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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