They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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