Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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