Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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