Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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