You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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