who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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