He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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