Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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