..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I know her cup size but not her name....
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