your thong is hanging out like whoa
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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