return my video game
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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