We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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