I wannas sexs uuuuu
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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