I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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