I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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