they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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