i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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