apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
