So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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