this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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