when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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