You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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