Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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