My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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