I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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