Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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