you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He better not be in your backpack
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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