Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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