4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you would pick up someone in the library
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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