why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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