i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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