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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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