so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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