Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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