I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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