Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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