hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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