...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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