you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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