Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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