can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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