i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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