i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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