Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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