to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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