is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I had to cum in my sink.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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