The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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