dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Terrible idea I love it
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
