I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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