I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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