I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She made me pour olive oil on her.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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