After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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