No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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