i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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