Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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